If he had lived 200 plus years ago without the wonders of modern medical science Amar’e Stoudemire would have been a pirate captain. He’d definitely have had an eye-patch, a peg leg (maybe two) and unfortunately, as a result of recent events, a hook for a hand. He even yells ARRRGHH when fouled going up for a dunk and dresses with a bit of flamboyance and class. Did pirates have braids in their hair? Sure, why not.
By Chris Edser (Cheers to Gabe Cunnett for the hook hand suggestion.)
3rd May
1st May
16th Apr
I don’t really fear a meteor threatening life on Earth as we know it. If the missiles, early warning systems or whatever else fail we can rely on Serge Ibaka helping on defense from the weak side. Illustration by Chris Edser
27th Mar
A triangular tessellating pattern all about the triangle offense. Featuring Phil Jackson, assistant Tex Winter and some of the Bulls and Lakers championship players they coached. Illustration by Chris Edser of Screamdance Download this as a FREE TILING WALLPAPER at screamdance.com
14th Feb
Who are you? Oh right… Mike Bibby. Why is your picture on the internet this week?
By Chris Edser
5th Feb
Jeff Hornacek circa. WHENEVER (He always looked like he was in his 40s.) by Chris Edser (www.chrisedser.com)
11th Dec
13th Nov
1st Aug
The end of the Centerzoic Epoch
A retirement tribute to Shaq and Yao Ming by Chris Edser ~ www.chrisedser.comWith the gradual extinction of colossal centers such as the Yao the tallest and Shaq the largest; smaller, quicker, scurrying creatures are steadily taking over the NBA. A point guard even won MVP.
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24th Jun
Only Ron Artest could find a way to grab a little NBA media attention away from the 2011 NBA Draft. This is Ron Artest brainstorming ways for a veteran to make the news on draft night - by Chris Edser (www.chrisedser.com)
