If he had lived 200 plus years ago without the wonders of modern medical scienceĀ Amar’e Stoudemire would have been a pirate captain. He’d definitely have had an eye-patch, a peg leg (maybe two) and unfortunately, as a result of recent events, a hook for a hand. He even yells ARRRGHH when fouled going up for a dunk and dresses with a bit of flamboyance and class. Did pirates have braids in their hair? Sure, why not.
By Chris Edser (Cheers to Gabe Cunnett for the hook hand suggestion.)
3rd May
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Who are you? Oh right… Mike Bibby. Why is your picture on the internet this week?
By Chris Edser



